{"id":588,"date":"2006-02-22T14:51:38","date_gmt":"2006-02-22T22:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uruloki.org\/felipeblog\/?p=588"},"modified":"2006-02-22T14:51:38","modified_gmt":"2006-02-22T22:51:38","slug":"el-retorno-del-alemn-ms-incompetente-herr-doctor-uwe-boll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uruloki.org\/felipeblog\/uwe-boll-cinema\/el-retorno-del-alemn-ms-incompetente-herr-doctor-uwe-boll","title":{"rendered":"El retorno del alem&aacute;n m&aacute;s incompetente, Herr Doctor Uwe Boll&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/40\/103013924_790262977c_o.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" alt=\"mmm, como me gustan a mi, reci&eacute;n salidos del horno!\" title=\"mmm, como me gustan a mi, reci&eacute;n salidos del horno!\" border=\"1\" style=\"float:right; margin-bottom:10px; margin-left:10px;\" \/>Gracias a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.insomniacmania.com\/news_default.php?id=3237\" title=\"Noticia en Insomniac Mania\" target=\"_blank\">Insomniac Mania<\/a> me entero de que nuestro estimado, y poco <strong>competente<\/strong>, director teut&oacute;n <a href=\"https:\/\/uruloki.org\/felipeblog\/archives\/000746.html\">Uwe Boll<\/a>, ha anunciado que est&aacute; desarrollando un nuevo subproducto muy acorde con su lamentable capacidad. Este <strong>incompetente<\/strong> de armas tomar ha reconocido en una reciente entrevista que su nuevo proyecto se titular&aacute; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0758781\/\" title=\"Info de Seed\" target=\"_blank\">Seed<\/a> (2007) y que ejercer&aacute; de productor, director y guionista del film&#8230; de que iba a ser si no. Bravo por el chico para todo.<\/p>\n<p>La pel&iacute;cula se basar&aacute; en una supuesta historia real de un asesino en serie, c&oacute;mo se apunta al carro el germano este!, que aqu&iacute; se llamar&aacute; <strong>John Seed<\/strong> y que sobrevive a la pena de muerte. La cosa est&aacute; en que no es que se libre de ella, despu&eacute;s de las descargas de rigor que le aplican con la silla el&eacute;ctrica, y debido a ciertos defectos de forma en la ley americana (parece ser que si tras tres descargas de 15 segundos no palmas eres libre), el tipo sobrevive y tate!, hay que dejarlo libre! Como las cosas no se pueden dejar a medias los alguaciles del centro penitenciario deciden seguir aplicando la ley y, para variar, lo entierran vivo.<\/p>\n<p>Como es de esperar fuerzas malignas sobrehumanas hacen que nuestro agraciado churrasco ambulante resurja de la tumba, acto seguido se pondr&aacute; un saco en la cabeza para que no se le pase el punto y, despu&eacute;s de untarse gracilmente de chimichurri, se dedicar&aacute; a cargarse a todo el que se le ponga por delante&#8230; que t&iacute;pico. Supongo que comenzar&aacute; por los alguaciles perracos que le han ajusticiado con tan mala uva y luego le tocar&aacute; al resto de la sociedad.<\/p>\n<p>En fin&#8230; a bote pronto me suena a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0098320\/\" title=\"Info de Shocker, 10.000 voltios de terror\" target=\"_blank\">Shocker, 10.000 voltios de terror<\/a> (1989) de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000127\/\" title=\"Filmograf&iacute;a de Wes Craven\" target=\"_blank\">Wes Craven<\/a>. Luego recuerda a todas las pelis cl&aacute;sicas de tipejo chungo enmascarado y armado para aniquilar a todo el barrio&#8230; para m&aacute;s informaci&oacute;n acudir a nombres cl&aacute;sicos como <strong>Jason Vorhees<\/strong>, <strong>Mike Myers<\/strong>, etc.<\/p>\n<p>La imagen es de uno de los sketches de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0083767\/\" title=\"Info de Creepshow\" target=\"_blank\">Creepshow<\/a> (1982), efectos de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savini.com\/\" title=\"Web de Tom Savini\" target=\"_blank\">Tom Savini<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gracias a Insomniac Mania me entero de que nuestro estimado, y poco competente, director teut&oacute;n Uwe Boll, ha anunciado que est&aacute; desarrollando un nuevo subproducto muy acorde con su lamentable capacidad. Este incompetente de armas tomar ha reconocido en una reciente entrevista que su nuevo proyecto se titular&aacute; Seed (2007) y que ejercer&aacute; de productor, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uwe-boll-cinema"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>El retorno del alem&aacute;n m&aacute;s incompetente, Herr Doctor Uwe Boll... - Uruloki :: Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uruloki.org\/felipeblog\/uwe-boll-cinema\/el-retorno-del-alemn-ms-incompetente-herr-doctor-uwe-boll\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"El retorno del alem&aacute;n m&aacute;s incompetente, Herr Doctor Uwe Boll... - Uruloki :: Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Gracias a Insomniac Mania me entero de que nuestro estimado, y poco competente, director teut&oacute;n Uwe Boll, ha anunciado que est&aacute; desarrollando un nuevo subproducto muy acorde con su lamentable capacidad. 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