{"id":126,"date":"2004-05-05T17:55:24","date_gmt":"2004-05-06T01:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uruloki.org\/felipeblog\/?p=126"},"modified":"2004-05-05T17:55:24","modified_gmt":"2004-05-06T01:55:24","slug":"conversacin-de-george-w-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uruloki.org\/felipeblog\/frikis-geeks\/conversacin-de-george-w-bush","title":{"rendered":"Conversaci&oacute;n de George W. Bush&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En uno de los blogs que suelo leer me he encontrado el siguiente texto &quot;jachondo&quot; de una conversaci&oacute;n entre George W. Bush y Condolezza Rice&#8230; pues nada, ha echarse unas risas!<\/p>\n<p><em>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What&#8217;s happening?<br \/>\nCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.<br \/>\nGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.<br \/>\nCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.<br \/>\nGeorge: That&#8217;s what I want to know.<br \/>\nCondi: That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m telling you.<br \/>\nGeorge: That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?<br \/>\nCondi: Yes.<br \/>\nGeorge: I mean the fellow&#8217;s name.<br \/>\nCondi: Hu.<br \/>\nGeorge: The guy in China.<br \/>\nCondi: Hu.<br \/>\nGeorge: The new leader of China.<br \/>\nCondi: Hu.<br \/>\nGeorge: The Chinaman!<br \/>\nCondi: Hu is leading China.<br \/>\nGeorge: Now whaddya asking me for?<br \/>\nCondi: I m telling you Hu is leading China.<br \/>\nGeorge: Well, I&#8217;m asking you. Who is leading China?<br \/>\nCondi: That&#8217;s the man&#8217;s name.<br \/>\nGeorge: That&#8217;s whose name?<br \/>\nCondi: Yes.<br \/>\nGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?<br \/>\nCondi: Yes, sir.<br \/>\nGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.<br \/>\nCondi: That&#8217;s correct.<br \/>\nGeorge: Then who is in China?<br \/>\nCondi: Yes, sir.<br \/>\nGeorge: Yassir is in China?<br \/>\nCondi: No, sir.<br \/>\nGeorge: Then who is?<br \/>\nCondi: Yes, sir.<br \/>\nGeorge: Yassir?<br \/>\nCondi: No, sir.<br \/>\nGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.<br \/>\nCondi: Kofi?<br \/>\nGeorge: No, thanks.<br \/>\nCondi: You want Kofi?<br \/>\nGeorge: No.<br \/>\nCondi: You don&#8217;t want Kofi?<br \/>\nGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.<br \/>\nCondi: Yes, sir.<br \/>\nGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.<br \/>\nCondi: Kofi?<br \/>\nGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?<br \/>\nCondi: And call who?<br \/>\nGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N.<br \/>\nCondi: Hu is the guy in China.<br \/>\nGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!<br \/>\nCondi: Yes, sir.<br \/>\nGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.<br \/>\nCondi: Kofi?<br \/>\nGeorge: All right. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.<br \/>\n<br \/>(Condi picks up the phone)<br \/>\nCondi: Rice, here.<br \/>\nGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>En fin&#8230; jejeje, George es de lo peor! Chao.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En uno de los blogs que suelo leer me he encontrado el siguiente texto &quot;jachondo&quot; de una conversaci&oacute;n entre George W. Bush y Condolezza Rice&#8230; pues nada, ha echarse unas risas! George: Condi! Nice to see you. 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